kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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