so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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