That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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