I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
this will be a night to untag.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Randomize
