Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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