Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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