He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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