drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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