We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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