you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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