Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I just want to make out with him forever
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
