He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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