The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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