That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
