I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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