Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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