her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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