I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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