so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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