atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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