so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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