After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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