you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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