i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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