Nicole vs. Life
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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