even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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