You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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