I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
