Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Boobs are out for the taking
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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