Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
you never un-have a 4some
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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