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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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