My Higher Power is John Stamos
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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