im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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