the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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