I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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