Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I could fuck to npr.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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