This dress was meant to end up on your floor
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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