i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
