i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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