hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
this boner is exhausting
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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