I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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