it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm eating all of the evidence.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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