ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
His hands were made for my vagina.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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