i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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