it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
