ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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