Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
cat food counts as protein by the way
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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