Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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