if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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