I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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