It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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